Why hello there!
Look at this fine day, isn’t it fine? It sure is! Oh so fine.
So, on this fine day, we’re gonna get us some…. *drumroll*…. PIZZA! (what a surprise eh?)
The missus always wants a vegetarian pizza, I’m okay with that, especially because she puts pineapple on her veggie pizza whenever it is possible. What a marvelous world we live in.
So, off to search for a pizza place that has a veggie pizza and the glorious pizza Hawaii.
First up: Pizza Express Donna. Let’s see… yes, pizza Hawaii is present. Now let’s see what kinda veggie pizza’s they have (if any).
Well, this is odd. I mean, they do have a veggie pizza, but the ingredients are just… veggie pizza.
So yeah, next up, ‘Il Re di Puglia’. Let’s first see what the hell this means: ‘The King of Puglia’. Well, that is a bold statement. Is Puglia a town or something? What is this place the king of? INVESTIGATION START!
So, the part in red is Puglia. It’s a pretty big part of Italy to be the king of.
Alright, let’s try this King pizza stuff. Well… maybe not, wtf is ‘Pizze’:
Yeah no, let’s not eat at a place that can’t even spell Pizza right. Also, they don’t have pizza Hawaii.
So, third time is the charm, right….? RIGHT?
Here is… Pizzeria Michelangelo!!!!