Time for another pizza, it’s sure been too long. I hereby pledge to eat more pizza and not let my audience wait for this long again. Me so sorry.

Anywayyyy, so yeah! I’ve just ate pizza. Giordano’s! I wonder if it means anything, tho. Giordano, it sounds Italian, I guess? Let’s find out.

Alright, so it is Italian! And it’s also a thing in Google maps. Although I’m not sure its actually a thing because it’s like 2m² big. So… I dunno? Anyway, let me show you, first up the meaning of Giordano!

Giordano in English is…. Jordanian! So yeah. It’s kinda…. meh. Well, you know. I dunno man.

But now on to the place, I took a screenshot AND provided a link so you can check it out for yourself. Am I amazing, or not? I think I am!

Don’t believe me, look for yourself: Click here! It’s like 1 house? So weird.

Anyway, so let’s get back to the pizza! Or actually start, we didn’t do anything with the pizza yet so we can’t get back to it. I guess.

So! First things first… WHAT is up with these places not cutting the pizza? I don’t know man, I don’t even know any more. Why? Just… Why?

Anyway, so yeah. Fuck you, -1 point.

So, let’s get down to business. First up, the ingredients! I must say, it looks nice! Realllll nice. Let’s make the list:

  • Pineapple: I like it! Nice. 4.5 out of 5 stars, definitely!
  • Ham: wait wat. What’s up with these things. It doesn’t really taste like ham. It doesn’t really taste like anything? It’s just something extra on there but not really ham? I’m confused.
  • Cheese/sauce: oh this is nice. It’s good. I like it.
  • Crust: The hell is up with this. This is not good. Like not a good thing, it’s to soft or chewy. Not really something I really want to eat more of.

Soooo. yeah. I don’t know about this experience. I must say the pizza as a whole was nice, every bite was nice, but I did miss the nice ham taste, so all we really had was pineapple and a nice sauce. That’s not good, not good enough anyway.

Yeah, I’m not sure we can make any more of this. It just wasn’t that good. All in all was nice but meh. Meh, I tell you.

Rating: 2.1/5

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